drinking candyland

Quick question about my umpa lumpa?
Ever since the chocolate factory disaster of '91 my umpa lumpa has been feeling a bit blue, since all the Lumpa family perished in the incident. He has lost all interest in singing and dancing, all he does is lay around the house and drink beer. Its getting to be a bit of a hassel. I dont know what to do anymore, I've tried taking him to a doctor, but doctors now-a-days dont know much about the umpa lumpa culture and ailments. I'm kinda sick of putting up with it all and i was wondering if anyone else has had this kind of trouble with their own lumpas. What should i do?....vacation to candyland perhaps?
thanks in advance.
Well this once happened to me back when i was a young Japanese, Native American, African Jew shemale living in the Artic. But with the cracked out troll I stole from the north pole.
I highly suggest that you ask Oprah for advice. She helped me and my little troll man get through a lot. Dr.Phil tried to eat him.. o.O
Chris Waelti 12-07-08
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